Venerdì. Avanti.
Disegno di Tostoini fatto per celebrare la fine di questo inverno che non voleva sentire ragioni d’andarsene.
Fa parte di una...
In Italia di organizzato c’è solo il crimine.
Some billboards get a lot more creative than others.
god damn it...
She’s back! Isabella returns as the bee…and Burt.
Isabella Rossellini’s charming educational video about bees.
This fantastic short film by Isabella Rossellini for Burt’s Bees explains how bees mate, spread pollen, and communicate (“we wag our ass and we talk to one another”).
I would give the most passionate twenty arm embrace. Twenty? Eighteen. Two are not arms, if you know what I mean.
Green Porno » Marine Life » Squid
Isabella was born to make Green Porno, and Green Porno was made to be gif’d.
mama seahorse making her daily visit while daddy gestates. i wonder if this is the same blade of seagrass that they anchored themselves to during courtship. ahhh, memories…
Last week I had a praying mantis buddy who hung out outside the front door. He was my bro and hung out there for a few days.
Then I found him dead and I was all bummed out.
Then my Mom, poor woman has a son who bonds with animals, asked me if his head was off.
So I was mowing the lawn Sunday and I found his body and the head was missing and it was like that scene in the Godfather only opposite and it was horrible.
Why was this on the feminism tag? This is about animals not people, and it’s biological - the male praying mantis can’t ejaculate without having it’s head bitten off.
It may be nasty as sad (especially as you’d befriended it), but the animal world is horrific and animal sex is even more horrific:
- Male ducks gang rape female ducks. That’s how they mate, with the violence and the 10 on 1. (Just to balance your females suck thing - if you’ve ever accidently witnessed it, it’s terrifying.)
- Foxes of both sexes have barbed genitalia. That screaming you hear when foxes are mating? No, they’re actually screaming, because the barbs get caught together and they get stuck, painfully, to each other for far longer than the mating lasts.
- Hyenas have fused shut vaginas and give birth through their clitorises, which are penis-sized; giving birth is often fatal to hyenas.
So yeah. I’m glad I’m human.
I’m tempted to re-name this post: Why mynameisliddy rocks.
It’s all true look at green porno about ducks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwXVDi496E
about praying mantis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoPLeIIUFY&feature=related
sorry no hyenas or foxes. I’m glad to be human and Italian too ^ ^