Arte1misia: proviamolo! Let me try it!
I'm here to
1. Browse and watch
2. Who, How, Where
3. Comment
4. People and places
5. Favorites
6. Actions
7. Share
8. Next
9. Follow
10. Unfollow
11. Reblog
12. Like
What do I do here? I Re/blog my favorite photos, I share stuff with followers, add a tag, and more of this things and in this way I take a relax .
I'd be glad to understand the (capital?) differnce between Ask me and Submission O.o
I enjoy myself having a good time on tumblr. It's because you don't die before to know that someone are reading you. It's more interactive. But not so much. The right part. Because I'm a little asocial too!
1. Sfoglio e osservo
2. Chi, come, dove
3. Commento
4. Persone e luoghi
5. Preferiti
6. Azioni
7. Condivido
8. Successivo
9. Seguo
10. Non seguo più
11. Reblog
12. Cuore
ovvero che faccio qui? Beh, salvo e ribloggo le mie foto preferite, le condivido con chi mi segue, aggiungo la tag e mi rilasso
:P
Nell'attesa vorrei capire la differenza (fondamentale?) tra Ask e submission O.o
io mi diverto su tumblr. ^ ^
Forse perchè non è un blog in cui senti il muschio crescere prima di sapere che c'è qualcuno che ti legge! E' più interattivo MA non troppo. Il giusto! Perchè un minimo asociale lo sono!
1. Browse and watch
2. Who, How, Where
3. Comment
4. People and places
5. Favorites
6. Actions
7. Share
8. Next
9. Follow
10. Unfollow
11. Reblog
12. Like
What do I do here? I Re/blog my favorite photos, I share stuff with followers, add a tag, and more of this things and in this way I take a relax .
I'd be glad to understand the (capital?) differnce between Ask me and Submission O.o
I enjoy myself having a good time on tumblr. It's because you don't die before to know that someone are reading you. It's more interactive. But not so much. The right part. Because I'm a little asocial too!
1. Sfoglio e osservo
2. Chi, come, dove
3. Commento
4. Persone e luoghi
5. Preferiti
6. Azioni
7. Condivido
8. Successivo
9. Seguo
10. Non seguo più
11. Reblog
12. Cuore
ovvero che faccio qui? Beh, salvo e ribloggo le mie foto preferite, le condivido con chi mi segue, aggiungo la tag e mi rilasso
:P
Nell'attesa vorrei capire la differenza (fondamentale?) tra Ask e submission O.o
io mi diverto su tumblr. ^ ^
Forse perchè non è un blog in cui senti il muschio crescere prima di sapere che c'è qualcuno che ti legge! E' più interattivo MA non troppo. Il giusto! Perchè un minimo asociale lo sono!
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Posts tagged "humor"
l’Uomo ragno, Dio, Babbo Natale, la santa inquisizione
ahahah tremate tremate le streghe son tornate!
(via curiositasmundi)
or just hate being awake ;-)
(via orgasmorgy)
- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
- A Portuguese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You don't do anything. You then complain about lack of cattle and blame the government.
- Sempre buona!
A nessuno, prometti! Okay
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
ahahahaha atuainsaputa.org
(via tattoodoll)
Ogni mattina un operaio si sveglia e sa che dovrà ristrutturare la casa di un politico a sua insaputa.
(via kindalikeit) losgabuzzo:
grandi classici never die
women want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice ^__^
Quanti pompini ci vogliono, prima di raggiungere la felicità? E qual è il limite di contatti prima che un sito svacchi?
Quali sono i confini di una coppia? E perché non ci avevate mai pensato prima?
Perché vi scordate sempre quello per cui siete appena usciti di casa?
Conoscete…
perchè non l’ho scritto io?!
- Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
- Monitor: No prob, boss.
- Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
- Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
- Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
- Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
- Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
- Mouse: Of course.
- Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
- Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
- Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
- Printer: No.
- Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
- Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
- Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
- Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
- Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
- Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
- Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
- Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
- Computer: You are not out of in-
- Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
- Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
- Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
- Computer: Just do it, damn it!
- Monitor: Yes sir.
- Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
- Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
- Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
- Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
- Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
- Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
- Computer: No. He did this to himself.
